Twelve days of a JC Christmas 2015

Posted on December 12, 2015

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On the first day of Christmas the JC gave to me, a data breach because of IT

On the second day of Christmas the JC gave to me, two more failed audits and a data breach because of IT

On the 3rd day of Christmas the JC gave to me, three new executives, two more failed audits and a data breach because of IT.

On the 4th day of Christmas the JC gave to me, four power grabs, three new executives, two more failed audits and a data breach because of IT.

On the 5th day of Christmas the JC gave to me, 5 golden parachutes, four power grabs, three new executives, two more failed audits and a data breach because of IT.

On the 6th day of Christmas the JC gave to me, 6 council lemmings, 5 golden parachutes, four power grabs, three new executives, two more failed audits and a data breach because of IT.

On the 7th day of Christmas the JC gave to me, 7 excuses for not paying juvenile dependency, 6 council lemmings, 5 golden parachutes, four power grabs, three new executives, two more failed audits and a data breach because if IT.

On the 8th day of christmas the JC gave to me, 8 overpriced courthouses, 7 excuses for not paying juvenile dependency, 6 council lemmings, 5 golden parachutes, four power grabs, three new executives, two more failed audits and a data breach because of IT.

On the 9th day of christmas the JC gave to me, 9 million recovered from an unlicensed contractor, 8 overpriced courthouses, 7 excuses for not paying juvenile dependency, 6 council lemmings, 5 golden parachutes, 4 power grabs, 3 new executives, two more failed audits and a data breach because of IT.

On the 10th day of Christmas the JC gave to me, 10 employee pink slips, 9 million recovered from an unlicensed contractor, 8 overpriced courthouses, 7 excuses for not paying juvenile dependency, 6 council lemmings, 5 golden parachutes, 4 power grabs, 3 new executives, two more failed audits and a data breach because of IT.

On the 11th day of Christmas the JC gave to me, 11 job vacancy announcements, 10 employee pink slips, 9 million recovered from an unlicensed contractor, 8 overpriced courthouses, 7 excuses for not paying juvenile dependency, 6 council lemmings, 5 golden parachutes, 4 power grabs, 3 new executives, two more failed audits and a data breach because of IT.

On the 12th day of Christmas the JC gave to me, 12 emails from courtcall, 11 job vacancy announcements, 10 employee pink slips, 9 million recovered from an unlicensed contractor, 8 overpriced courthouses, 7 excuses for not paying juvenile dependency, 6 council lemmings, 5 golden parachutes, 4 power grabs, 3 new executives, two more failed audits and a data breach because of IT.