JCW’s twelve days of an AOC Christmas – 2012

Posted on December 4, 2012

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Courtesy of Peppermint Patty-

On the first day of Christmas
The Judicial Branch gave to me
A Jahr Head in an empty tree.

On the second day of Christmas
The Judicial Branch gave to me
Two more layers of AOC upper management,
And a Jahr Head in an empty tree.

On the third day of Christmas
The Judicial Branch gave to me
A three billion dollar Long Beach boondoggle,
Two more layers of AOC upper management,
And a Jahr Head in an empty tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas
The Judicial Branch gave to me
Four temper tantrums from the Chief Justice,
A three billion dollar Long Beach boondoggle,
Two more layers of AOC upper management,
And a Jahr Head in an empty tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas
The Judicial Branch gave to me
Five new committees with the same familiar faces,
Four temper tantrums from the Chief Justice,
A three billion dollar Long Beach boondoggle,
Two more layers of AOC upper management,
And a Jahr Head in an empty tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas
The Judicial Branch gave to me
Six self serving awards to themselves,
Five new committees with the same familiar faces,
Four temper tantrums from the Chief Justice,
A three billion dollar Long Beach boondoggle,
Two more layers of AOC upper management,
And a Jahr Head in an empty tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas
The Judicial Branch gave to me
Seven flip-flops of judicial branch policy,
Six self serving awards to themselves,
Five new committees with the same familiar faces,
Four temper tantrums from the Chief Justice,
A three billion dollar Long Beach boondoggle,
Two more layers of AOC upper management,
And a Jahr Head in an empty tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas
The Judicial Branch gave to me
Eight new ways to lie to the State Legislature,
Seven flip-flops of judicial branch policy,
Six self serving awards to themselves,
Five new committees with the same familiar faces,
Four temper tantrums from the Chief Justice,
A three billion dollar Long Beach boondoggle,
Two more layers of AOC upper management,
And a Jahr Head in an empty tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas
The Judicial Branch gave to me
Nine SWAG bags filled with propaganda,
Eight new ways to lie to the State Legislature,
Seven flip-flops of judicial branch policy,
Six self serving awards to themselves,
Five new committees with the same familiar faces,
Four temper tantrums from the Chief Justice,
A three billion dollar Long Beach boondoggle,
Two more layers of AOC upper management,
And a Jahr Head in an empty tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas
The Judicial Branch gave to me
Ten different Org charts,
Nine SWAG bags filled with propaganda,
Eight new ways to lie to the State Legislature,
Seven flip-flops of judicial branch policy,
Six self serving awards to themselves,
Five new committees with the same familiar faces,
Four temper tantrums from the Chief Justice,
A three billion dollar Long Beach boondoggle,
Two more layers of AOC upper management,
And a Jahr Head in an empty tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
The Judicial Branch gave to me
Eleven ways to retaliate against the ACJ,
Ten different ORG charts,
Nine SWAG bags filled with propaganda,
Eight new ways to lie to the State Legislature,
Seven flip-flops of judicial branch policy,
Six self serving awards to themselves,
Five new committees with the same familiar faces,
Four temper tantrums from the Chief Justice,
A three billion dollar Long Beach boondoggle,
Two more layers of AOC upper management,
And a Jahr Head in an empty tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
The Judicial Branch gave to me
Twelve closed courthouses for sale,
Eleven ways to retaliate against the ACJ,
Ten different ORG charts,
Nine SWAG bags filled with propaganda,
Eight new ways to lie to the State Legislature,
Seven flip-flops of judicial branch policy,
Six self serving awards to themselves,
Five new committees with the same familiar faces,
Four temper tantrums from the Chief Justice,
A three billion dollar Long Beach boondoggle,
Two more layers of AOC upper management,
And a Jahr Head in an empty tree.

 

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