The twelve days of an AOC Christmas 2011

On the first day of Christmas
The AOC gave to me
A blind puppet in a fake tree.

On the second day of Christmas
The AOC gave to me
Two intoxicated leaders,
And a blind puppet in a fake tree.

On the third day of Christmas
The AOC gave to me
Three hench men,
Two intoxicated leaders,
And a blind puppet in a fake tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas
The AOC gave to me
Four empty robes,
Three hench men,
Two intoxicated leaders,
And a blind puppet in a fake tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas
The AOC gave to me
Five big lies,
Four empty robes,
Three hench men,
Two intoxicated leaders,
And a blind puppet in a fake tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas
The AOC gave to me
Six gold-plated closets,
Five big lies,
Four empty robes,
Three hench men,
Two intoxicated leaders,
And a blind puppet in a fake tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas
The AOC gave to me
Seven overpriced courthouses,
Six gold-plated closets,
Five big lies,
Four empty robes,
Three hench men,
Two intoxicated leaders,
And a blind puppet in a fake tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas
The AOC gave to me
Eight shredders humming,
Seven overpriced courthouses,
Six gold-plated closets,
Five big lies,
Four empty robes,
Three hench men,
Two intoxicated leaders,
And a blind puppet in a fake tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas
The AOC gave to me
Nine hundred laid-off trial court employees,
Eight shredders humming,
Seven overpriced courthouses,
Six gold-plated closets,
Five big lies,
Four empty robes,
Three hench men,
Two intoxicated leaders,
And a blind puppet in a fake tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas
The AOC gave to me
Ten years of false transparency,
Nine hundred laid-off trial court employees,
Eight shredders humming,
Seven overpriced courthouses,
Six gold-plated closets,
Five big lies,
Four empty robes,
Three hench men,
Two intoxicated leaders,
And a blind puppet in a fake tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
The AOC gave to me
Eleven rubber-stamping judicial council members,
Ten years of false transparency,
Nine hundred laid-off trial court employees,
Eight shredders humming,
Seven overpriced courthouses,
Six gold-plated closets,
Five big lies,
Four empty robes,
Three hench men,
Two intoxicated leaders,
And a blind puppet in a fake tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
The AOC gave to me
Twelve quarters of disgraceful conduct
Eleven rubber-stamping judicial council members,
Ten years of false transparency,
Nine hundred laid-off trial court employees,
Eight shredders humming,
Seven overpriced courthouses,
Six gold-plated closets,
Five big lies,
Four empty robes,
Three hench men,
Two intoxicated leaders,
And a blind puppet in a fake tree.

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As our second request for a twelve days of Christmas , we were blessed with lots of ideas and two whole versions.  Accordingly we blended them for this result.

This years thanks goes out to PeppermintPattie, Delilah and Stewart Michael and Been There.
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And now an extra with our very own Judicial Council muppets caroling about the AOC…