The 12 days of an AOC Christmas – 2010

Posted on December 6, 2010

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From JCW reader PP-

On the first day of Christmas, the AOC gave to me an ethically compromised judiciary.

On the second day of Christmas, the AOC gave to me a $2 billion dollar computer fiasco and an ethically compromised judiciary.

On the third day of Christmas, the AOC gave to me 3 State audits, a $2 billion dollar computer fiasco, and an ethically compromised judiciary.

On the fourth day of Christmas, the AOC gave to me four judicial reacharounds,  3 State audits, a $2 billion dollar computer fiasco, and an ethically compromised judiciary.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the AOC gave to me five fired whistleblowers, four judicial reacharounds, three State audits, a $2 billion dollar computer fiasco, and an ethically compromised judiciary.

On the sixth day of Christmas, the AOC gave to me six civil lawsuits, five fired whistleblowers, four judicial reacharounds, three State audits, a $2 billion dollar computer fiasco, and an ethically compromised judiciary.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the AOC gave to me seven unlicensed court contractors, six civil lawsuits, five fired whistleblowers, four judicial reacharounds, three State audits, a $2 billion dollar computer fiasco, and an ethically compromised judiciary.

On the eighth day of Christmas, the AOC gave to me eight internally sanitized investigation reports, seven unlicensed court contractors, six civil lawsuits, five fired whistleblowers, four judicial reacharounds, three State audits, a $2 billion dollar computer fiasco, and an ethically compromised judiciary.

On the ninth day of Christmas, the AOC gave to me over $900 million in lost stimulus funds, eight internally sanitized investigation reports, seven unlicensed court contractors, six civil lawsuits, five fired whistleblowers, four judicial reacharounds, three State audits, a $2 billion dollar computer fiasco, and an ethically compromised judiciary.

On the tenth day of Christmas, the AOC gave to me ten corrupted high-level administrators, over $900 million in lost stimulus funds, eight internally sanitized investigation reports, seven unlicensed court contractors, six civil lawsuits, five fired whistleblowers, four judicial reacharounds, three State audits, a $2 billion dollar computer fiasco, and an ethically compromised judiciary.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the AOC gave to me $11 million in court construction kick-backs, ten corrupted high-level administrators, over $900 million in lost stimulus funds, eight internally sanitized investigation reports, seven unlicensed court contractors, six civil lawsuits, five fired whistleblowers, four judicial reacharounds, three State audits, a $2 billion dollar computer fiasco, and an ethically compromised judiciary.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the AOC gave to me twelve judicial council puppets dancing. $11 million in court construction kick-backs, ten corrupted high-level administrators, over $900 million in lost stimulus funds, eight internally sanitized investigation reports, seven unlicensed  court contractors, six civil lawsuits, five fired whistleblowers, four judicial reacharounds, three State audits, a $2 billion dollar computer fiasco, and an ethically compromised judiciary. 

And a Happy New Year (but we’re not expecting much).